Top 3 “Pass It On” Messages: Funny Facebook Warnings
Anyone who has followed TheFacebookInsider over the past few months is well aware that the “pass-it-on-or-else” messages that float through our walls daily drives us nuts. It seems these messages just may be starting to get on the nerves of some others too.
Here the Top 3 funny “warning” and “pass-it-on-or-else” status updates people have posted over the last week:
#3 Goes Out To:
URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the small X in the top right corner of your screen to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!
#2 Award Goes To:
If you don’t know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse.’ Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
And the #1 “warning” is:
!!!!!WARNING!!!!!! Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen –> Cabinets –> Upper Right Drawer –> then REMOVE box that says “Aluminum Foil.” Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
As we find more of these, we will definitely update this post with some honorable mentions.
If you have any to share, please make a comment below!
Our 1st mention is credited to Bruce Brown from our Fan Page!
*** WARNING *** Facebook has been infiltrated by an Insider. All attempts by Facebook to limit the spread of this have so far failed, so in order to prevent further damage, go to Settings –>Spy Menu –> Get Smart and untick the box ‘Suck me in’. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!
Our 2nd mention goes out to:
*WARNING* FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings> Enable Webcam> Record Movie
**Note** The color of your bra posts were done by women for good reason. It is to raise awareness for Breast Cancer research
“Starting today, world leaders in Copenhagen are gathering to consider signing a death warrant for people on Earth. To change this option, go to Settings –> Global Issues –> Climate then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Allow Apocalypse i.e. Extinction of Humanity.’ Copy and paste onto your status for all to see. Make a commitment to change your lifestyle. Speak out on climate change.”
I like the line that somebody tagged onto the end of #3 (about fb eating kids and pets): It’s true…my sister’s brother-in-law’s niece’s neighbor’s son’s teacher’s sister’s dog saw it on Snopes
Link to a Facebook group that ‘collects’ theses